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entity #2954
subject: the Dud.

the Dud is an eldritch entity that inhabits an old drawing from the 50s for a family board-game called mystery date.

the illustration of the titular character is supposed to have the power to create intense feelings of sorrow and also confusion in the mind of anyone who looks at it.

upon seeing the Dud observable symptoms are immediate, the visible loss of all awareness and most profoundly a strange open-mouthed grin that is identical in all victims, after someone views the Dud and contracts the symptoms they are referred to as a 'Dud-slave', as it is believed by experts that the victim has now become the mindless servant of the creature.

  • for your safety, a modified, less potent version of the dud has displayed on this website. although, just the mere concept of the dud or saying its name may give you a small sense of its effects

currently, only a handful of 'immune' individuals are thought to exist, but it is highly recommended that you do not further research the topic and it is also absolutely imperative that you do not find any real images of the Dud whatsoever. you have been warned.

it is also thought that 'uchiha homer' is a Dud-slave being used as a puppet to the massses to distract others from the Dud's true intentions. patient zero is believed to be the one 'Homer Simpson' who viewed the image whilst attempting to play a board game long ago.

its effects are lifelong and painful.

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entity #2954


full name — the Dud

alias — flower boy

origin — eldritch creation

powers/skills — mind control/enslavement of society/disfiguration of facial features via visibility to cornea

goals/motivations — unknown

crimes — enslaved a large amount of an alternate reality simpsons universe

VERDICT: AVOID LOOKING AT, AT ALL COSTS.
DO NOT SEEK OUT!